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Thzeb.Fatema
 

Santa jab bhi kapde dhota,
baarish ho jaati...
Ek din dhoop nikli... Usne
bhagwan ka shukrya kiya aur dukaan se surf lene gaya Tabhi achanak zor zor se badal garajney lagey...
Santa fatafat aasman ki
taraf mooh kar ke
bola...
"kidhar..???
.
.
mai to biscuit lene aaya
hu.d1

Funny joke
T  : Chhor Diya Uska Intezaar Karna Hamesha Ke Liye.. > *dd walo > Jise - 
Thzeb.Fatema
 

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.I
tna qatil kaise sharma lete
ho.
Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho.
Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se
hi kaminay ho ?😂

Thzeb.Fatema
 

Agr ma ak sachi bt kahu to mere sary followers komma ma chali jayen gy 😂

Thzeb.Fatema
 

Sitaro me aap, Hawao me aap, Fizao me aap,
Baharo me aap, Dhop me aap, Chaaon me
aap,
Sach hi suna hai ki buri aatmao ka koi
thikana nahi hota.d1 😂

Thzeb.Fatema
 

Dua’on K Sang
Zindagi Ki 1 Our Khubsoorat Subah Mubarak..
Aj ALLAH Ap Ko Wo Khushi Day
Jis Ki Dua Ap Hamesha Kartay Ho..Ameen
Assalam O Alaikum ..
Jumma Mubarak …

Aaj Baat karne se bhi parheez hai unko.... Kabhi Agoosh k humare talabgaar the
T  : Aaj Baat karne se bhi parheez hai unko.... Kabhi Agoosh k humare talabgaar - 
Good morning
T  : Good aftermorning 😂 - 
Thzeb.Fatema
 

Fees maafi ke liye Application:
Sir,mere Dad ne mujhe fees k liye 2000 rupe Diye the, 500 film dekhne me, 500 drink me, 500 ka girlfrind par fir usko 250 ki coffee pilai, aur bache 250 english wali mam pe shart har gaya… Mein samjhta tha ki unka sirf maths ke sir ke saath chakkar hai par unka to aapse bhi chakar nikla, ab aapke paas 2 hi raste haia… Ya to meri fees maaf ya aapka pardafaash.. Asha karta hun meri fees maaf ho jayegi… Aapka pyara Vidyarthi.. Chappal Chor Das .d1

Thzeb.Fatema
 

Dil jo toota hai to dil ke konon se,
Teri meri nishaniyan nikli’n,
Tu gaya hai to mere yaaron mein,
Kesi kesi kahaniyan nikli’n…
Ye poetry many khud likha h 😂

Thzeb.Fatema
 

Science wale sochte hai ki Rose kaise bana?
.
Arts wale sochte hai ki Rose kaise banau?
.
But
.
Commerce wale sochte hai ki Rose kise du.d1

Romantic Poetry image
T  : Mere Wajood Main Sansoon Ki Aagahi K lie....! Tera Mujh main Dharknaa Bohot - 
Thzeb.Fatema
 

Hasta huya dekh kar log kehte hain ke hum gam se khali hain,
par unhe kya pata ke jo gam ke baag hain, hum us baag ke mali hain.a5 😂

Thzeb.Fatema
 

Lines By True Father:
My Son is My Son Till He Gets A Wife,
-
But,
My Daughter Is My Daughter All Her Life👍

Thzeb.Fatema
 

How Woman Calls Their Husband In First 6 Years
.
Yr 1. Janu
.
Yr 2. O G.
.
Yr 3. Sunte Ho?
.
Yr 4. O Bunty K Pappa
.
Yr 5. Kahan Mar Gaye?
.
Yr 6. Tum Aate Ho K Main Aaon?.a5

Funny joke
T  : Tumse pyar hum is tarah nibhayenge Hazaar baar ruthoge to bhi manayenge..  - 
Thzeb.Fatema
 

Khushiyaan,to kab ki Rooth gai hen mujh say..
“kasam”
Aey,,kaaaaash k ,Ghamo, ko bhi kisi, ki Nazar Lag jaaye.

Zahir me to hamdard hi atey hain nazar log, Zakhmon ko merey cherney atey hain magar log.j5
T  : Zahir me to hamdard hi atey hain nazar log, Zakhmon ko merey cherney atey - 
Winter 💟 shopping😍
T  : Winter 💟 shopping😍 - 
Taskeen-e-Dill K Waste, Wada To Kijeye Wo To Hum Jante Hain, K Aapsy, Nibhaya Na Jaey Ga😊
T  : Taskeen-e-Dill K Waste, Wada To Kijeye Wo To Hum Jante Hain, K Aapsy, -