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Mere Wajood Main Sansoon Ki Aagahi K lie....! Tera Mujh main Dharknaa Bohot Zarori Hai......!
T  : Mere Wajood Main Sansoon Ki Aagahi K lie....! Tera Mujh main Dharknaa - 
Funny joke
T  : Good night.d1 - 
Thzeb.Fatema
 

Jab Hum ek hi mazak ko lekar baar baar hass nahi sakte to hum ek hi gum ko lekar baar baar kyu rote rahe
So keep smiling 4ever.c1

Sachi ma bestie kidr ho ready rehna bhaag jayen gy hm 😜
T  : Sachi ma bestie kidr ho ready rehna bhaag jayen gy hm 😜 - 
Laakh Bandisen Laga Le Duniya Hum Par, Magar Dil Par Kaabu Nahi Kar Payenge, Woh Lamha Aakhiri Hoga Zeevan Ka Hamara Jis Din Hum Yaar Tujhe Bhul Jayenge….
T  : Laakh Bandisen Laga Le Duniya Hum Par, Magar Dil Par Kaabu Nahi Kar - 
Funny joke
T  : Hansey woh laakh magar zabt-e-gham ki tehreeren, Na chup saken gi ke chehra - 
my hands never pain while typing message for you but my hearts always feel pain when there is no reply 4rm u
T  : my hands never pain while typing message for you but my hearts always feel - 
Thzeb.Fatema
 

How 2 kill a girl ?
Give her a beautiful dress.
nice jewelery.
costly cosmetics.
Then lock her in a room without a mirror.
Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi.a5 tata few minutes k lye 😂

Funny joke
T  : Black caod waloo stay safe😂 - 
Funny joke
T  : Teri duniya me ae_khuda mera dil kahi lga nhi, jo tasalliyan mere dil ko de - 
Funny joke
T  : Mor Nachte Hue Bhi Rota Hai, Aur Hans Marte Hue Bhi Gaata Hai. . Ye - 
Good night
T  : Good Night😴 - 
Thzeb.Fatema
 

Subah, Jacket pehno.
Dophar, Sun coat pehno.
Shyam, Rain coat pehno.
Raat me, Kambal odh lo.
Samaj me nahi aata ki mousam hai ya Fashion Show.a5

Thzeb.Fatema
 

Teacher: "Mai teri jaan nikal dungi"
ka future tense kya hoga.. ??
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Studnet:"Tu, Saale Haath laga k to dikha..
Fir batata hu tera future kyahoga.d1 

Thzeb.Fatema
 

Dushman B Pesh Aye H Dildar Ki Trah
Nafrat Mili H Unse Pyar Ki Tarah
Wo Bewafai Kr K B Sharminda Na Huye
Sooli Pe Hm Chadhe Gunehgar Ki Trah.b1

Thzeb.Fatema
 

Ladki ne boy frnd ko fone kiya touss ke bhanje ne fone uthaya.
Ladki:
Apne uncle ko fon do.
Bacha:
Aap ka name?
Ladki:
Apne uncle se kaho unn ki Jaan-eman ka fone hai.
jawab mein bachhey ne jo kaha usse sunn kar larki behosh ho gayi.
uss ne masumiyat se kaha:
"lekin aunty mobile pe to "RameshPlumber likha hua hai😂😂😂.;)

Thzeb.Fatema
 

Bhoot Ka Beta Apni Maa Se ..
Beta:Maa Meri Sakal Kitni Darawani H.
Maa:Beta Teri To Kuch Vi Ni Uski
Dekh Jo Ye Post padh Rhe H....a5

Thzeb.Fatema
 

zindagi me 3 factory zaroor lagao
Brain me Ice factory
Zuban me sugar factory
Heart me Luv factory, phir dekhana LIFE hogi SATISFACTORY.c1

Thzeb.Fatema
 

Money is loss so something is loss nd carecter is loss so everything is loss( ˘ ³˘)❤

Thzeb.Fatema
 

Musibat andhere ki tarah hy aur musibaton ka saamna karnewala sitaron ki tarah hy,jab andhera hota hy tabhi sitare chamakte hy.... JUMMA MUBARAK