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Thzeb.Fatema
 

TV Anchor interviewing a Farmer:Q: Aap Bakre ko kya khilate ho?Farmer : Kale ko ya Safaid ko?Anchor: Safaid ko...
Farmer : Ghaas.Anchor: Aur Kale ko?Farmer : Use bhi Ghaas hi khilata hu..Anchor: Inhain baandhte kidher ho?Farmer : Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Safaid ko.Farmer : Bahar ke kamre mein
Anchor: Aur Kale ko?
Farmer : Use bhi bahar ke kamre mein..Anchor: Aur nehlate kaise ho?Farmer : Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko?Anchor: Kale ko.Farmer : Pani se Anchor: Aur Safaid ko? Farmer : Use bhi pani se.Anchor Ghusse se:
Kamine, jab dono ke saath sub-kuchh ek jaisa karta hai toh mujhse baar baar kyu puchhta hai, "Kala ya Safaid?"
Farmer : Kyu ke Safaid bakra mera hai.Anchor: Aur kala?
Farmer : Woh b mera hi h.d1

Thzeb.Fatema
 

Fighting Styles :
1980's:
Meet Me At The Ground And I'll Show U !!
1990's:
Dare To Come At My Place..
Then U'll Know Who I Am !!
2000's:
Phone Pe Sher Mat Ban
Saamne Aa To Dekhta Hoon !!
2012's:
Tu Facebook Pe Mil Saale...!
Teri Wall Pe Aise Comment Maarunga
K Account Hi Delete Kar Dega.
2020 's:
Tere damadam ki id block na kru to dekhna.g5😠

Thzeb.Fatema
 

Hello
My Name is Msg.
Muje sms k Nam Se Bhi Jana Jata H
.;)
or Main "Mrs.Thzeb" k Mobile me postman ki job krta hu.
Madam ji
ne apko
"gud wali Evening' kaha h.;-)

Thzeb.Fatema
 

Khatarnak solution ---
Wife ne apni Maa ko fon kiya: Mammi mera un se jhagda ho gya hain, main 3-4 mahino k liye ghar aa rahi hu....
Ab DIL tham lo .....
Maa boli: Jhagda us kambakhat ne kiya he toh saza bhi usey he milni chahiye, Tu wahin ruk main 5-6 mahine k liye aa rahi hoon.a5

Thzeb.Fatema
 

Bf ne gf ke purs se chupke se cell nikala dekhne ke liye ki mera kiss naam se numb save hai 
"Honey"
Or
"Sweethear t"
Jab Bf ne apne cell se numb milaaya to likha tha
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Recharge waale bhaiya.d1

Zindagi Dene Vale Marta Chhod Gaye Apnapan Jatane Vale Tanha Chhod Gaye Jab Padi Jarurat Hume Apne Humsafar Ki Vo Jo Saath Chalne Vale Apna Rasta Mod Gaye😴
T  : Zindagi Dene Vale Marta Chhod Gaye Apnapan Jatane Vale Tanha Chhod Gaye  - 
Abe sun dusro sy jalne waale hum nahi or humpe marne waale kam nahi 😍
T  : Abe sun dusro sy jalne waale hum nahi or humpe marne waale kam nahi 😍 - 
Card la do na.e1
T  : Card la do na.e1 - 
Thzeb.Fatema
 

Good Morning Pakistan .
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Ajki khas khabron k sath me hon apka dost .
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Sab sy pehly Headlines:
Love u,Miss u,have a nice day .
.Or.
ab Barish Ki Khabar: Aj b rozana ki tarha SMS ki barish jari rahy gi.
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Call ane ka b imkan he Or Miss call k baddal b kafi mobiles pe chaye rahen gy.
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Aj poora din bar bar vibration k jhatky lagty rahen gy
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Log ghabra k mobiles pocket sy nikal k hathon mai ly lain gy.
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Baki khabro k liye dekhty rahy mery post ok .a5
Good Morning

Thzeb.Fatema
 

Paisent:- Mujhe khane ke baad bhukh nahi lagti,
sone ke baad Nind nahi aati,
DR. SARI RAAT DHUP ME BAITHO THIK HO JAOGE.d1good Night 😴

Thzeb.Fatema
 

Har ek boy ki dil ki khwaaish hoti hai??
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Khud kitne bade kaminey honge
Par larki shareef chahiye.

Ungliya to uthegi hi aakhir zameen ka chand jo thehre hum😜
T  : Ungliya to uthegi hi aakhir zameen ka chand jo thehre hum😜 - 
Thzeb.Fatema
 

Dua Karna Yaron Juda Ho Rahey H,
Rhi Zindagi Tho Phir Aakr Milengey,
Agar Mar Gae Tho Dua Karte Rahna,
Aansoo Bhaane Ki Koshish Naa Krna leaving d.d .r1.a1

Aaj Phir Be_Hadd Udaas Hoon Main Khair Ye Masla Tumhara Nhi
T  : Aaj Phir Be_Hadd Udaas Hoon Main Khair Ye Masla Tumhara Nhi - 
Thzeb.Fatema
 

Chalo aaj kuch toofani karte hain
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Girlfriend ko bolte hain recharge
karvane ko.d1

Thzeb.Fatema
 

Logonko kehte suna hai aksar,
Zinda rahe to phir milenge,
Magar is dil ne mehsoos kiya hai
Milte rahe, to zinda rahenge.

Good night
T  : Good night sweet dreams - 
Dunya K Liye Kuch Bhi Sahi Magar Tere Liye Hum Mukhlis Kisi Maa Ki Duaon Ki Tarah Hain
T  : Dunya K Liye Kuch Bhi Sahi Magar Tere Liye Hum Mukhlis Kisi Maa Ki Duaon - 
Realty of damadam 😥
T  🔥 : Realty of damadam 😥 - 
Good night
T  : Good night -