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X  🔥 : Sai kaha na Girls😜😜🤣🤣🤣 Follow 2 Follow - 
X  : Dekho kese kese ko Gf mil rhi ha or wo meri wali ha Jo pata nhi Paida hona - 
X  : Sai kaha na Girls😜😜😜🤣🤣🤣 - 
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So Boring🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

X  : Hahaha😜😜🤣🤣🤣🤣 - 
X  : Kis ne Kis ka Khoon piya ha😜😜😜🤣🤣🤣 - 
X  : Kabi ma bhi kisi ko aisa kahun ga na😜😜😜 Follow 2 Follow - 
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Sardar goes to hotel & order chicken.
Waiter: Italian, Chinese, French or Spanish?
Sardar: Jera marzi lay aa . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . main kerra gallan karniyan nay 😀🤣🤣😜😜😜

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Zaheen Larka + Zaheen Larki = DOSTI .
BewaQof Larka + Zaheen Larki = Love .
Zahen Larka + BawQuf Larki = Dates .
BewaQof Larka + BewaQof Larki = . . .
SHadi 🙂 🙂😜😜🤣🤣

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Kia January, Kia February,
Hum kia karein
November ko, December ko?
.
Jab Girlfriend hi nahi Humari to,
Aag lagy is Calendar ko…………..!
.
For all singles including me…. 😀😜😜😜

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yar aj boht bo ho rha hun🙄

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Ek Admi Ki B.v Piyar Se
Boli: Ap Hazar Me 1 Ho.
Us Admi Ne Apni B.v Ko
Mar Mar K Pagal Kar Dia .
.
Or Bola
.
.
Baqi 999 Kon
Hain.. 🤣🤣😜😜😜

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Shohar aur biwi ek hi din mar gaye.
Shohar bhoot ban gaya aur Biwi Churail ban gai. Kuch dino k baad dono ka aamna saamna howa.
Biwi: Kitne ajeeb lag rahy ho bhoot ban kar.
Shohar: Han. Lekin tum bilkul bhi nahi badli… wesi ki wesi hi ho 😛 😀 😀

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Sardar: Parson Meri Biwi Kowein me gir gayi.
Bohat chot lagi bechari ko, bohat cheekh rahi thi…
Dost: Ab kesi hai tumhari Biwi?
Sardar: Ab theek hai. Kalse Kowein me se Awaz nahi Ai …🤣🤣😜😜😜

X  : Ufff yar yeh mujh se kia ho gya🤣🤣🤣😜😜😜 Follow 2 Follow - 
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Good Morning

X  : Mar do Zalim mar do bas🤣🤣🤣😜😜😜 Follow 2 Follow - 
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Or Karo Kazno se Shadi🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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X  : Hahaha is ka Maltb Paon dabane ke liye khush Shakal hona chahiye😜😜😜🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 - 
X  : Hahaha wah kia mind ha Pathan ka😜😜😜😜 -