Usne mujhe replace kar diya…
aur mujhe uninstall bhi nahi kiya." 😔
You don’t deserve me. Especially not when you scroll till 4AM.
Dustbin: “You talk trash about others but keep me full.”
Roti: Be flat, stay hot, and always come with something extra.
Symptom #32 of being alive: Laughing at memes you don’t even relate to.
Shakespeare in 2024: ‘To reply or not to reply... that is the question.
Me in 2040: Still wondering why she left my DM on seen in 2023.
Shawarma or Burger?
According to scientists, your phone falls more when you're broke.”
Studies show: 93% people feel smarter when they talk in English, even if they’re saying absolute nonsense.
Struggling with focus? Just don’t do anything. Now there’s nothing to focus on.
Don’t chase your dreams. Chase food. Food is real.
Imagine: You’re rich. You wake up. Your crush texts first. Your parcel arrives early. And chai is garam. Life’s good.
Matlab mujhe reply dena mushkil hai kya? 2 lafz? Bus 2 lafz?!”
Shawarma is overrated. Fight me.
Agar mein WhatsApp hota…
toh log mujhe update bhi nahi karte.😭
Nafasat, Nazakat yay...
Bohat Khooobsoorat hooo...
Ap sir sy paaon tak...
Dil jhoom jhoooom jhooom..
Mujhe logo ne ‘cute’ kaha hai…
sirf tab jab mein confuse aur zaleel ho raha hota hoon." 🥲💬
Main apni zindagi mein ek hi cheez consistently kar raha hoon…
aur wo hai: ‘Ignore hona.’" 😐💔
cravings this timee yukkk...
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