evening
gud night
Potty kr kay alag hi skoon milta hai.. 🤦⭐😂
Mere sapne bhi mujhe skip kar dete hain…
Neend mein bhi koi scene nahi hota 😩
Har baar kaam shuru karte waqt kehta hoon:
“Kal se sahi…”
Kal bhi aake kehta hai: “Chal phir aglay kal pe.” 😴
having regular bowel moments' blessing guys... 🙃
Larki sy uski age aur Larkay sy uski salaray ka puch kar sharminda na hoo..
Kun kay dono nay kxh nahi btaana sch.. 🤭
Kal to josh mai. a kar Bail zabah kr li... Aj agay pechay sy drd nikal ra...
Kaya share karein..?
Pehle dosti hoti thi dil se…
Ab log “Insta follow back” dekh ke judge karte hain
Pehle dosti hoti thi dil se…
Ab log “Insta follow back” dekh ke judge karte hain
Itna loyal hoon…
Ke jo mujhe ignore kare, usay bhi daily stalk karta hoon..
Ask me anything except my salaray...😑
https://www.secretmessage.link/secret/68448cc7e9e42/
Rich log: “I travel when I’m sad.”
Main: Ghar ki chhat pe jaa ke hawa khata hoon 🌬️
Phone charge pe lagaya tha…
3 ghantay baad check kiya – switch on hi nahi tha 🙂
Itna slow hoon…
Agar mein bulb hota, toh log keh dete:
“Iska fuse ud gaya hai.” 💡
Wo kehti thi “tum mere liye sab kuch ho”
Phir kisi aur ke liye “tum bhi sab kuch ho” keh diya 😐
yay light walay kaya hr 5 minute bd 2 minute kay kiyay light lay kr ja ray
Google sab kuch batata hai…
Bas yeh nahi batata ke “wo kyu chali gayi?” 😩
Log kehte hain "Tum change ho gaye ho…"
Bhai kapray bhi toh roz change karta hoon 🤷♂️
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