Log khafa ho gay....
Log kehte hain ‘tu effort nahi karta’…
Aray bhai, mein to sone ke liye bhi 45 mins struggle karta hoon. 😩🛏️
Mujh se log advice lete hain…
fir mere jaisa na banne ki dua karte hain." 🧎♂️
Main itna overthink karta hoon
ke agar koi ‘Hi’ likhe…
toh mein samajhta hoon breakup hone wala hai. 😩
Main itna awkward hoon
ke Google Maps bhi kabhi kabhi ghoom jaata hai. 😵
Mein handsome nahi hoon…
par status sad rakh leta hoon, log samajh jaate hain: ye banda interesting hai. 😎💀
Mujhe lagta tha mein smart hoon…
phir mein ne apna hi past read kiya." 📜
Dil to freelancer hai…
Har naye client se umeed laga leta hai." 💔💻
Log keh rahe hain khud ko time do…
Bhai mein to khud ke saath rehta hoon, ab to bore bhi ho gaya hoon. 🪞🫠
Kaash mein bhi parcel hota…
toh log intezaar toh karte. 📦😭
Sb hazraaat busy lagta.. 🥱😁
Weather ☁️
she is as good as what?!
Machar to mujhay hi kaat kar mar gayaa... 🙃
"Mein jo sochta hoon, wo nahi hota…
Jo hota hai, wo mein sochta hi nahi." 🔁🤯
Jab mein online aata hoon, tum offline ho jaati ho…
Yeh love story hai ya light chali gayi? ⚡💔
Log toh badal gaye…
par mera charger aaj bhi wire se bandha hai.
Main toxic nahi hoon,
bas sarcastic hoon…
aur sach zyada bol deta hoon..
Zindagi ka sabse bara scam:
‘Logon ka kehna – sab kuch theek ho jaayega.’🫠
Ghar walay kehte hain tum phone bohat chalaate ho...
Mujhe lagta hai phone mujhe chalaata hai.📱
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