Bari masroof awaam ha idhr 😁
Kabhi kabhi sochta hoon ki main genius hoon… phir socks galat pair mein pehen leta hoon.
Zindagi ne sikhaya patience… aur Loadshedding ne sikhaya andhere mein kaam kaise karte hain!
Class mein sir ne poocha: “Kya doubts hain?”
Main kehna chahta tha: “Zindagi ke."
Maths ke paper mein question aya: “Find X.”
Main likh aaya: X left me years ago… ab dhoondhne ka mann nahi.
Log samajhte hain woh arrogant hai, asli mein uska mind "loading..." pe atka hota hai.
morning
Good night
Tum online aati ho… meri heartbeat offline chali jaati hai.
Mujhe kabhi kabhi lagta hai main WhatsApp ka ‘last seen’ hoon… sab dekhte hain, par ignore karte hain.
Main to itna loyal hoon ke phone bhi sirf ek charger se charge karta hoon… chahe dusra fast ho!
Pyaar vyar sab dhokha hai… asli sukoon toh nayi bedsheet aur thanda AC deta hai
Subah uth ke aaina dekha… aaina bhi keh raha tha ‘bhai tu phir se aa gaya?
Main apne pillow se itna attach ho gaya hoon… break-up ka risk hi nahi leta, bas har raat patch-up kar leta hoon.
Whatsapp pe 'typing...' likha aaye aur reply na aaye… isse bada heartbreak kya ho sakta hai?
Ajeeb baat hai… jab main silent mode pe hota hoon, duniya mujhe yaad karti hai. Jab free hota hoon, sab mute ho jaate hain
Mujhe emotional support ki zarurat nahi… mujhe biryani chahiye.
Husn e Jaaana ki tareef mumkin hai.. 🥴
Socha tha gym jaunga... magar fir yaad aaya, pet (belly) bhi toh ek shape hai!
Kal ek machhar ne mujhe kaata... aaj usne meri DP lagayi hui hai. True love tha shayad.
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