Mujhe logo ne ‘cute’ kaha hai…
sirf tab jab mein confuse aur zaleel ho raha hota hoon." 🥲💬
Main apni zindagi mein ek hi cheez consistently kar raha hoon…
aur wo hai: ‘Ignore hona.’" 😐💔
cravings this timee yukkk...
Log khafa ho gay....
Log kehte hain ‘tu effort nahi karta’…
Aray bhai, mein to sone ke liye bhi 45 mins struggle karta hoon. 😩🛏️
Mujh se log advice lete hain…
fir mere jaisa na banne ki dua karte hain." 🧎♂️
Main itna overthink karta hoon
ke agar koi ‘Hi’ likhe…
toh mein samajhta hoon breakup hone wala hai. 😩
Main itna awkward hoon
ke Google Maps bhi kabhi kabhi ghoom jaata hai. 😵
Mein handsome nahi hoon…
par status sad rakh leta hoon, log samajh jaate hain: ye banda interesting hai. 😎💀
Mujhe lagta tha mein smart hoon…
phir mein ne apna hi past read kiya." 📜
Dil to freelancer hai…
Har naye client se umeed laga leta hai." 💔💻
Log keh rahe hain khud ko time do…
Bhai mein to khud ke saath rehta hoon, ab to bore bhi ho gaya hoon. 🪞🫠
Kaash mein bhi parcel hota…
toh log intezaar toh karte. 📦😭
Sb hazraaat busy lagta.. 🥱😁
Weather ☁️
she is as good as what?!
Machar to mujhay hi kaat kar mar gayaa... 🙃
"Mein jo sochta hoon, wo nahi hota…
Jo hota hai, wo mein sochta hi nahi." 🔁🤯
Jab mein online aata hoon, tum offline ho jaati ho…
Yeh love story hai ya light chali gayi? ⚡💔
Log toh badal gaye…
par mera charger aaj bhi wire se bandha hai.
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