Boy 1: Larkion ko "I love you" bolny ki sab se achi jagah konsi hai?
Boy 2: Daata Darbar
Boy 1: Kion ??
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Boy 2: Kionky wahan larkiyon ne chapal nahi pehni hoti
Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?
Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie
Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye
Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas
Yao Kas flying coach ki driver Sara nast o nu pa sabata Lara ba driver Geer change kao
di Kas wrta khyl o
Che kala driver koz sho swarly kozoli nu
di Kas wrla Geer obaso Che driver raghi nu agha ta wie ta obasali na sho ma drta dwa mint ki obaso
1 kaliwal pa cenima ki film katalo
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Pa film ke 1 sher pa manda manda ra rawan wo
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Kaliwal owerodo aw sadar ye pa oga ko aw manda ye kra
khalko warta way, alaka ma takhta, da khu bas film de
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Kaliwal: Da kho mata hum pata da che da film de, kho haga kho zanawar de haga ta sa pata da
Mula pa KHUTBA ki wail
chi Prado khazo ta ma Gorey da de sara Nazar kamegi
1 Buda warta owail
Dala che pa mong de Chashmi wacholi no oss di Masala okra.
Mula: Nan saba pa CABLE dere kharaby channelay razi
Mashom: Moro zama da paida kedo na makhke ta za ledaly woma?
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Mor: Na
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Mor: No zama da paida ke do na pa ta za sanga opejandama?
1 Podari da chat na khkta raprewato
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khalak te gair chapair ragond sho
khalko te tapos oko: Sechal osho rora
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Podari: Pata neshta yaar mong pakhpala was ralo 
kor kara gal rala, aw har sa ye ra gwand kra
pa akhira ki 1 janamaz wo haga ye hum ra wagesto
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Da kor bodia khaza owe: Da kho rata pregda, mong ba pe moz kawo
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Gal: waly za darta musalman na khkarama so?
Sahil par larki owr larka baithy howe Tay.
Larki nai larkay se pocha: Tum kuch boltay kion nahi??
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Larka ne sharmay howe ungli se rait par le
Yao Saray: Pa kor ki sirf zama Hukam chalegi, Che za owem che garmi oba rawre
nu bas hagu Garmi oba rawre
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Dwaim Saray: Garmi Oba wali??
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Saray: Pa garmi obo lokhi kha pakegi kana
Yao Saray da kor na ra owato, Khazi pe pa sandal guzar oko
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Bahar walar kasano oledo, nu o ye way:
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"Da bal sandal hum ra guzar ki che dwana ogandama"
Bega nast woma khafa da yaar kosa ki
Yar raowato da kora pa gussa ki
Che ye sa pa khwala ratla haga ye owe
Der ye oratalam khpala darwaza ki
Bia ye owe che ta rog ka lewany ye
Ma we rog insane na garze pa shpa ki
De we da kho nema shpa tora tiara da
Ma wey khwan kawi dedan da yar tyara ki
De we pagala zan ba pa cha mar ke
Ma we khwand kri zankadan da yar kosa ki
Yao zwee plar ta wie moter rala wakhla
abu wrta owe Che da khpi di sa dapara di.
Yao di break dapara ao bala accelerater dapara.
Insha Allah funny pashto joke starting tomorrow
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Gham e ishaqi be Kiya Gham h y majnon
na jeeny daita h na marny daita h
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Zindagi ka Kiya qasor h ghalib
Logo nai zindagi ko zindagi Nahi diya.
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Pasand naa pasand ki Kiya bat Karo main
Pasand Jo ta wo hargaya qismt nai naapasand apnaya.
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Mujy Apno Sy Kiya Gila Sahib
Ghairno nai konsa palko pay betha diya hum ko.
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Koi na koi sth Dai kay be rolnay.
Koi na koi sth chor Kay be rolnay.
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