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Mhb ka Bhai Aik Jagha Kaam SEekh RAha Tha....
UsKe ustad Ne Usse 5000 HaZaaR Ka NoTe Diya aUr bOla Ke Ja Cake πŸŽ‚ Le Ker Aa.........
Mhb Ke Bhai Ne woh Note Jaib MaiN DaaLa aUr GhaR Aa Ker Mhb Ko Le GayaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Jisko Samjh Aa Gayi Woh"done" liKhoπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Juttiyaan ALee DuKaaN Tu Mhb Ne Maar Kha LaiiπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ KaaFi Dher DuKaan De bahr KhLoTa Reyaa....DuKaan Daar Ne Puchya KehRi Jutti Lenrii.??
Mhb KehNda..:jehRi Faltu Heghi Aye De DeyoπŸ˜‚ 🀣🀣

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Mhb Ψ΄Ψ§Ω‡ΫŒ Ω‚Ω„ΨΉΩ‡ Gaya Toh akBar BaDshah Ke. Ϊ―ΪΎΩˆΪ‘Ϋ’ keliye pathy le gaya🀣🀣🀣🀣

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Mhb Saab Daa BiLkuL Qayamat De nazdeek ViyaH Hu Gaya....Raat nOo Budhii Da GhuNghat ChuKan Laga Tey WichOo Laawaa Langg Gaya🀣🀣🀣

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Mhb Superman aa Tey Reri laundyyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Mhb Superman Aa Tey ghutt kE paiSy Pharey HundyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Mhb Superman aa Tey pamper laundyyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Mhb Superman aa Tey committee. Paayi ayeπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Mhb Superman aa Tey mangdyyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Mhb Superman aa Tey BiLLi koloo Dar jaandyyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Mhb Superman aa Tey tind kraayi ayeπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Story time..don't miSs:P
Mhb janab PehLe AnDhe(bLinD) Thy🌚....iKk dafa Mhb Bank Gaya PaiSe NiKLwane.....
USS Waqt 5 haZaaR WaLa NoTe naya naya NikLa Tha...😊
Bank MaNager Ne Mhb Ko BuLaYa AuR BOla Ke HUm ApKo Aik Aik NoTe DenGyπŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹....AapNe Touch Krke Btana Hai Ke yEh Note Kitne Ka Hai....πŸ™„
Mhb Bola ThEk Hai😡.
Bank manager Ne 500 ka note Pkraya Mhb Ne Guess Krliya..woh Mhb Ka Hu Gya...πŸ˜ƒ PhiR 1000 ka Pkraya Toh Woh Bhi Mhb Ne GueSs KrLiya aUr woh bhi mhb ka hU GyaπŸ˜„πŸ˜„....phiR BanK Manager ne 5000 ka Note Thamaya Toh Mhb Ne Woh Bhi GueSs. KrliyaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Bank manager Poory GhusSe Se:Putr AkhhaaN KhoL Tu Kii Drama Layaa Hoya ..
πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜… 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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c  🔥 : MuJhe bs Iss HiJdA TyPe BaNdy Ki CatEgOry BaTa Du.....AuRat H,,Mard Hai - 
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Naiki Kr ElaaN krwaa😁
Syany Keh Gaye ke jaddu putt noo peyo jutti aanr lag pawwe Tey peyo noo xhahi dy NaWii khreed lawwy..πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Ghareeb Da Bhala krogy sirry charhe ga😁😁
Jineh baxhpan ich maa peyo noo staya howy phal ohnoo E lagDy nEπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Agg laayi sajna ne dil wich.
Agg laayi sajna ne dil wich..
ASsi Othy V hathh sake LyπŸ˜‚

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Mhb De Abu Ne Mhb NOo Keha Ke Jaa putt Mahully wich jehra khatta gate hegha Naa ..ohnaa Koloon HaZaaR rupaya phar Ke Leya....
Mhb Pajj Ke Gya Tey Adhe GhanTe Baad Wapis Aya Tey ...
Abu Ne Puchya"O Le Ke Nai Aaya PaiSe"??
Mhb kehnda MeiN kithoon leyonda ..MEIN SAARY GATE Chatt Ke wekhy kOi V khatta nighaπŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Story timeπŸ˜πŸ˜‚
Mhb garmiyon main ShaDi PE chla Gaya
.Jahan Gaya tha whn pankha Nahi Tha..
aur bulb Laga howa Rha Tha.....
ohnaa ne puxhyaa hor koi saady LaiQ ...??
Mhb kehnda hor Kuj nai bas aye bulb Zra ΩΎΩ‡ΫŒΨ±ΩˆΨ§ΪΊ krdeyoπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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True story don't ignore:p
Aik badshah ne talaab bnaya USS talaab Main usne her trAh ka zahreela janwar dalaa aur elaan Kiya ke ju Iss talaab KO paaar kr lega usse Main ApNi aadhi Ψ³Ω„Ψ·Ω†Ψͺ de donga.....
Mhb ne chlaang Laga di...Mhb Ne paar krliya....Aur logon ne Mhb ko kandho PE UtHa Liya aur Ω…Ψ­Ω„ Main le Gaye...
BaDshah Ne bola Tumne paar krliya aadhiii Ψ³Ω„Ψ·Ω†Ψͺ ab Tumhari Hai...
Mhb KehTa badshah menu Kujj nai xhahi Daa ...menu bas o Banda de dy jineh menu dhakkaa ditta.....
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Mhb Noo kisse Ne keha ke Yaar mubarik howy twaady Ghar Aitwaar Aly din Mundaa Hoya....
Mhb: Yaar Aitwaar Noo Tey Chotti nai Hondi.....
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Mhb India Gaya Tey pharya Gaya...ohnaa ne puchya edHr kii len Aya.??
Mhb:Amitabh bachan dy gharon cable di fees Len ayaa..😟
Ohna paa lemyaa leyaaπŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Mhb ka accident Hu gya toh GhaR call Krdi aur KehTa"Meri roti Naa pakayo Main pta nai bachna Ke nai bachnaπŸ€£πŸ˜‚ sheikh tabyt mhbπŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

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Mhb Daa muh wekh lo jeewen Lehngy Naal Pistol tangi hondiπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Betho betho leya dhaalaa ...huurrrrrrrrrπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 🀣🀣

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Mhb ghatar dy laagy bandook phar ke khlotaa...
Mein puchya khair aye..??
Kehnda daddo gaal kadd Ke door gyaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Jab Ghar mehmaan ayen aur Abba Ji Bolen Ke Mera Bht sureela Hai ..chlo beta Gaana sunao Uncle ko...
Le tappa howa Mein: La la Lalla la la ,,la la Lalla la la la...ikk din Mar JaYeGa kUttY Ki mOuT ...jag Main kehenGy Mar Gaya madarch..... La la Lalla la la laπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Le uncle Ji:😨😨😨

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Jab GhaR mehmaan Aaye hon aur Mein KaaFi sajh dajh Ke aa jaon aur mehmano Ke SaaMne Beth JaOn.....πŸ˜‹
Aur Ammi bole: Beta jao Dahi le ke Aau....!!
Le inside me: Ghajab be ijjati Hai yaawrrπŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯

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Nibba:Jaan Meri tabiyat Bohat kharab Hai Kal se.. Btya Tha Na apkoπŸ€’πŸ€’πŸ€§
Nibbi:Han jaan meine Apki sahetyabi Ke liye roza rakha hai😊 saari Raat Nahi soyiπŸ™‚πŸ™‚
Meanwhile me: O mago turu loveπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚