Mhb Noo kisse Ne keha ke Yaar mubarik howy twaady Ghar Aitwaar Aly din Mundaa Hoya....
Mhb: Yaar Aitwaar Noo Tey Chotti nai Hondi.....
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Mhb India Gaya Tey pharya Gaya...ohnaa ne puchya edHr kii len Aya.??
Mhb:Amitabh bachan dy gharon cable di fees Len ayaa..๐
Ohna paa lemyaa leyaa๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐๐๐
Mhb ka accident Hu gya toh GhaR call Krdi aur KehTa"Meri roti Naa pakayo Main pta nai bachna Ke nai bachna๐คฃ๐ sheikh tabyt mhb๐ ๐ ๐
Mhb Daa muh wekh lo jeewen Lehngy Naal Pistol tangi hondi๐๐๐ Betho betho leya dhaalaa ...huurrrrrrrrr๐๐ ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Mhb ghatar dy laagy bandook phar ke khlotaa...
Mein puchya khair aye..??
Kehnda daddo gaal kadd Ke door gya๐๐๐
Jab Ghar mehmaan ayen aur Abba Ji Bolen Ke Mera Bht sureela Hai ..chlo beta Gaana sunao Uncle ko...
Le tappa howa Mein: La la Lalla la la ,,la la Lalla la la la...ikk din Mar JaYeGa kUttY Ki mOuT ...jag Main kehenGy Mar Gaya madarch..... La la Lalla la la la๐๐๐
Le uncle Ji:๐จ๐จ๐จ
Jab GhaR mehmaan Aaye hon aur Mein KaaFi sajh dajh Ke aa jaon aur mehmano Ke SaaMne Beth JaOn.....๐
Aur Ammi bole: Beta jao Dahi le ke Aau....!!
Le inside me: Ghajab be ijjati Hai yaawrr๐ฅ๐ฅ
Nibba:Jaan Meri tabiyat Bohat kharab Hai Kal se.. Btya Tha Na apko๐ค๐ค๐คง
Nibbi:Han jaan meine Apki sahetyabi Ke liye roza rakha hai๐ saari Raat Nahi soyi๐๐
Meanwhile me: O mago turu love๐๐๐
Mhb 1ูพุงูู QeeMa le Gaya Apne Murshad Ke pAaS Aur Poochta murshad ji edy ich hor Ki paawaan.??
Murshad:baxhaa Chup Kr Ke Adhaa kilo qeema edy ich hor Paa...!!!
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Faqeer: "ALLAH Ke Naam Pe Kuch dy"๐ข
Mhb:fridge ka saalan lega..??๐ค
Faqeer:Haan Le LonGa๐
Mhb: Fir Dua Kr Mein fridge le laaan๐๐ ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Mhb se LogoN ne Poocha ApKa Blood grouP Kia Hai.??
Mhb:Muslim league๐
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Putr jugtaan marnga hunr tenu๐คฃ๐คฃ
LaSt Day On Earth๐
WaiSe Aik pOinT NoTe kiyA MeiNe...Yeh Star HuM Bzy LoGoN Ke LiYe NAhi Bna๐ ๐ MuJhe Time Hi Nahi MiL RAha Posts Krne KeliYe๐คฃ๐คฃYeh Sirf WeLy LoG Hi aChiEVe Kr sAkTe.....*Ju Bht JyaDa WeLa HAi Woh ToP pE MiLega..* Yahi HaQEeqat H...๐
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