A mother was searching for her son "Takbir"in the mosque.,but everytime she called his name people would say "Allah hu Akbar.
Me: 2+2=5
Friend: kase?
Me: 2 jo mila toh hogya mai pagal
Friend: ...😑
Bahar pichli gali me Biryani k liye line lgi hui..
tum bhi jacqueline mai lg jao