پہلے خوشبو کے مزاجوں کو سمجھ لو...
پھر گلستان میں کسی گل سے محبت کرنا...
وحشت میں سکوں ڈھونڈتی ہے
جنگل کی ہوا بھی سر پھری ہے
ہر رات گزرتا ھے کوئی دل کی گلی سے
پہنے ہوئے یادوں کے پر اسرار لبادے
میں کسی کو دل اس لیے بھی نہیں دیتی
میرا خود کا ایک ہی ہے میں مر جاواں گی فیر 😒😕🙆🙆
Why Badminton?
Why not goodminton?🤔🙄
Why "gilay" shikway?
Why not "sukhay" shikway?🙄
Me: Close damadam *
My BraiN: So What Now?
Me: Opens damadam Again*😑
نو سو پچیس پر اٹک گئی😔
کب سے پوسٹیں کر رہی ہوں کہ ہزار ہو جائیں مگر مجال ہے جو ہو جائیں🤨
He: yar jab hum nakhun katty hen tou khoon q nhi niklta?
She: because na khoon
Me to ghalib: Apki beti ka kia naam hai
Ghalib: jalinaz e namal
Me: mtlab?
Ghalib: raat k 3 baj k 23 min par junoobi awastha k baghaat m ugnay walay chanbeli k phool k ooper bethi makhi k par k neechay chipki hui chounti.
Someone: " Kya chal raha hai life me?"
Me: mnbvcxzdgijjkofxswthondp
Someone: Kuch smjh nhi araha..
Me: wohi tu 😂
Quarantine day: pata nahi konsa
Dad: Big boss chahte hain k tamam boys ghr ka carpet saaf karein😁
Logon sey guzarish hai k bahir na niklen kyun k bahir police intezamiya hai
Agr bach Gaye to jhoolay laal agr pakre gaye tou koolay laal xD😁
Quarantine main log tiles gin rahy hain
Wo to maine bachpan main hi gin li thin 🙄
Crush: extra pen hai?
Me: extra dil bhi hai lelo🙄
Nazim: abad
Liaqat: abad
Latif: abad
Meri zindagi: barbad.
An old man and a young man are travelling on the train* 👴👨🏻🦱
The young man asks: "Excuse me, what time is it?" 👨🏻🦱
The old man does not answer. 👴🏻
"Excuse me, sir, what time is it?" 👨🏻🦱
The old man keeps silent.👴🏻
"Sir, I'm asking you what time is it. Why don't you answer?!" 👨🏻🦱
The old man says: "Son, the next stop is the last on this route. I don't know you, so you must be a stranger. If I answer you now, I'll have to invite you to my home. You're handsome, and I have a beautiful daughter. You will both fall in love and you will want to get married. Tell me, why would I need a son-in-law who can't even afford a watch?"👴🏻
I was in my room and saw 10 ants running frantically. I felt bad for them, so I built a house for them, This kinda makes me there landlord. (true story)🙂
Quarataine Days
Song #Frishta mai
Lafaz #Frishta 34 mrtaba Ata Hai
Farigh bethi Thi to socha apko btadon
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