bhai per ghar wale relation ka kya soch rahe?
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bruh relation ka to pata nahin lekin Mobile 12 sala education ke baad hi mela tha -_-
Alhumdulilah finally got 98 percentage
all credit goes to my Mom who didn't remove the charger xD
عمران نیازی اب ایک قانونی گھڑی چور اور نااہل ہے ۔
یہ فیصلہ میرا نہیں الیکشن کمیشن کا ہے
🍑 I've crush on you
🥒 sorry I'm bitchophobic xD
overpopulation is like Cancer
try to use condoms therapy .
🆘 awareness!!!
which man is female?
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iron man .
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Fe: iron, man: male= female
What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?
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About three inches 🥂👓
If summer vacation is your left leg and winter vacation is your right leg, can I visit between these holidays?
every fuc👑 A💰💰 just pretend to stay till play
somedays are fked and can not be unfked so try to give up and just chill 🥂
her only order I remembered
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nonsense "Do not enter."
They say that during s*x you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. fvck!! Who the hell runs 8 miles in 30 seconds? -_-
Life is like a p*nis: women make it hard for no reason -_-
her normal weight: 52 kg
after dressing table: 58kg
women ☕ xD
"Babe is it in?" "Yea." "Does it hurt?" "Uh huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts."
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"Okay, let's try another shoe size." x:
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "S*x! S*x! S*x! Free s*x tonight!" I said, "Wow!"
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Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629." fuqd momnt-_-
Maria ☕ 😅
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off! xD
Aaj kal ki muhabbat ki taaqat to dekho..
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Band car ko b hila deti hai. lmao!!
S*x Between 3 People is Called
Threesome
And
Between 2 People Called Twosome
Saala Aaj Pata Chala why she called me Handsome xD
people face bedbugs problem
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Mai Jis k pass abi tak "bed" b nahii -_-
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