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what's common between "s*xy" and "Her" ?
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they both have XY

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lemme introduce you the value of "P" and "F":
small?ox, if you put F then it's an animal , if P then it's a virus

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Two blood cells met and fell in love. Sadly, it was all in vein. -_-

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I wish I was adenine…
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Then I could get paired with U xD

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would you like to be my scabbard ??
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I Wanna protect my sward inside you x:

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laptop table se jyada Meri lap mein jyada garam ho jata hai its mean I'm hot -_-

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leme tell you how to pronounce!
chemistry say key-miss-tree
physics say P-six
biology say bi-low-G 👓

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what is the branch of science which deals with the intercourse of mass and energy?
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P-s3x

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itna sensitive bhi nahin hona chahie ki sad songs se bhi mood fu-see-ked ho jaaye.

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some people accept middle phalanges instead of middle finger xD

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bruh! Actually the gravity make you fool , you do not have that weight what you feel.
u bl**dy fool awkatless ☕

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5 things Indian Movies Teach Us:
1. At Least One Of The Identical Twins Is Born Evil.
2. While Defusing A Bomb, Do Not Worry, Whichever Wire You Cut… You “Always Choose The Right One".
3. A Hero Will Show No Pain, While Getting Beaten Up; But Will Show Pain When A Girl Cleans Up His Wound.
4. A Detective Can Solve A Case Only When He Is Suspended From Duty.
*The Most Hilarious*
5. If You Decide To Start Dancing On The Street, Everyone You Meet Will Know The Steps

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10 years old replug:
5 things American Movies Teach Us:
1. Chinese Have Nothing Better To Do Than Teaching Or Practicing Kung Fu.
2. More Than 50% Of U.S. Population Are FBI/CIA Agents, Working Undercover.
3. The Purpose Of School System Of U.S. Is To Promote Basketball / Baseball.
4. Aliens Have Special Interest In Attacking U.S.
5. U.S. Is A Place Where You Can Meet All Mythical Creatures Like Werewolves & Vampires xD

Don't underestimate -_-
r  : Don't underestimate -_- - 
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how to get a big cheeks
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apply br*st enhancer instead of Faiza beauty cream xD

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fk..after tasting 7 inches long boneless steak she just lost her attitude and rudeness -_-

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now a days if we remove "L" from "Lover" its just over ..
cheers 🥂 for the real☕

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I want to be your helicase,to unzip your gene for genetic exchange xD

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bra is the part of "brand"

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Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you my next GF xD