her attitude: stay away I'm highly reactive like fluorine.
me: don't worry I'm Nobel gas


school Mai period Bolta tha
phr college Mai female reproductive system para
ab university Mai class Bolta hauπ

1st come Gareeb
2nd come Gareeb pro
3rd come Paiso Mai Laiba nahi (mean saaQoon)
to avoid frustration you should start your dream from boil rice π instead of Royal royce.π₯π
literally I'm so obsessed with my loneliness.
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single logo ki self tasal33_yaa
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how to identify a gold digger girls?
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first make your self able to buy gold π
you can't inhale food and air at the same time.
factπ
How do you measure a snake?
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In inchesβthey donβt have feet XD π
According to your battery π percentage, Ghar Mai apki izzat kitni hai.
Mine:44%
Don't be a bad lier plz.
Crack this bruh!
π΅+π= ?
What ever I lived with my own..
And that's a free life.
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Sorry laiba I'm not virgin..
'cause life f_you_cked me so hard π
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Girl after breakup with Pathan BF:
ΩΫ ΫΩ
ΫΪΊ ΫΨ§Ψ― Ϊ©Ψ±ΨͺΫ Ϊ©Ψ±ΨͺΫ ΩΨ³ΩΨ§Ψ± Ϊ©Ψ§ ΨΉΨ§Ψ―Ϋ ΫΩΪ―ΫΨ§ ΫΩΪ―Ψ§Ϋ
π: will you be my bf?
π₯: Sodium hydride hypobromite.
π: What?
π₯: NaH BrO
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