what has five toes but not your?
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my foot 🥂🍾👓
The moon is my sun,
the night is my day,
Blood is my life,
and you are my prey.
•Røstēr•
she is Soo sweet but I'm diabetic -_-
Good news: Your wife won’t talk to you.
Bad news: She wants a divorce.
Terrible news: She’s a lawyer…
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
me your ex.
ex who?
snake 🐍
every night I'm dancing with her ghost ...
My middle finger salutes you!
What did one wall say to the other wall?
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- We’ll meet at the corner.
my ex got a big cheeks..
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instead of Zahra beauty cream mistakenly she applied br*st enhancer _-_
what's the difference between snow-man and snow-woman ?
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snowballs
business skills!
Doctor: You're obese. Patient: For that I definitely want a second opinion. Doctor: You’re quite ugly, too.
women ☕😁
What is a tree’s least favorite month?
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Sep-timber.
bruh! September is Alzheimer’s awareness month.
Did anyone else forget?
her: Why do men fart quite louder than women?
him: Why, so?
her: Because they have two speakers and a microphone.
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