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Where there is no justice, lives sink. Justice in non Muslim state vs Muslim state.
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گھریلو معاملات خود حل کرنے کی کوشش کرو ۔ دنیا کے سامنے اگر رکھو گے تو حال عامر لیاقت حسین جیسا ہوگا۔

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علم تب تک حاصل کریں۔
جب تک آپ کے سارے کزنوں کی شادی نہیں ہو جاتی۔

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I don't wanna kiss you 'cause the type of skin on your lips called mucosa,the same skin can find on your anus. -_-

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do you believe in virginity? I don't, 'cause we're all
F-you-ck3D by life's problems.

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Idk why -_- but kata machhar Nee aur yad Laiba ki a gai.
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Xero tolerance with (if-you-cking @$$

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
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By becoming a ventriloquist x:

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Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your 6 life?
Because if you’ll eat that stuff, you’ll eat anything XD!

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What did the elephant say to the naked man?
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How do you breathe through that tiny thing?
RIP for little steak XD!

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Animals don’t watch p**n do they?
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Unless you include my Luna.
XD! Luna is my cat not GF.

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What kind of pants does Mario wear?
LoL! it's a Denim, denim, denim.

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What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
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Reality -_-

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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
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A fsh xD!

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excuse me! I respect you 'cause this is my AREA
otherwise I don't wanna F-you-ck you
'cause your @s$ contain BACTERIA.

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You are like my asthma. You just take my breath away. :)

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me as a best friend trying to motivate my friend:
don't be sad,
sadness is for losers,
we aren't losers,
we are worst than that. XD

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late night one the F-you-cking user comment on my previous post "Please say dirty things to me!"
I replied: "Bath, Kitchen, Living room..." XD!

LSHIPMS! How innocent she is.
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رہنے دیجئے جناب! ہم جیسےکو سمجھنے کیلئے تمہیں پہلے زندگی ،امن اور محبت کا نظریہ سمجھنا ہوگا۔
_انسان ہو میں_

تاریخ گواہ ہے مرد نے ہمیشہ عورت کے سامنے ہتھیار ڈالے ہیں۔
لگتا ہے ثناء اللہ یہ جنگ ہار جائے گا۔
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