یہاں کچھ پارسا ایسے ہے جو خود تو دوسروں کی باجی کے ساتھ یونیورسٹیوں میں پڑھنا چاہتے ہے لیکن اپنی باجی کو پڑھنے نہیں دیتے۔
میں نے ایسے کنجر مرد دیکھیں جو عورت کو تو اپنے ساتھ بستر پر رحمت یعنی قلبِ سکون سمجھتے ہے جبکہ بیٹی کو زحمت یعنی دردِ سر سمجھتے ہیں۔
"beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder"
_gene Decoder_
lazy and crazy perfect combo!
let's Collab xD!
how weirt about that F-you-cking bitches who drilling their bf steaks to feed up the stomach of their lust but at the last blame bf for physical F-you-cking l0ve .
LSHIPMS!!!!
one saggy br3ast says to another dmn you're lazy.
girls who have mustache having more testosterone level .
every F-you-cking shit says don't worry yea time guzar jayee gaa ,
but no one says let's spend it together !
sed loif XD!
what testes say to the underwear?
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hold me I'm swinging XD!
the oncologist scolded me 'cause in research paper I was wrote boobs Cancer instead of breast cancer XD!
last night a random user just text on my previous post and request me for private chat I just accepted her request and asked who are you? she just ignore my question and replied " your post are very funny but More h*t and spicy" I just thanked her and again continue my posting still she frequently ask me hello hello where are you plz give me time blaah blaah .. I replied what's wrong with you? she replied "nothing! but say something in Urdu as like your hot posts . bruh this Time I totally ignored her but still she was texting me ..
WTF bruh! next morning she blocked me for no reason even I don't gave her a single F-you-ck.
apni duniya mein ghum ek insan Hun Main, logon se behabar! pir bhi badnaam hon main.
_roaster_
every f****** shit says yeah waqt be guzar Jayega
but no one says ao saat guzarte hai.
F-you-ck yew.
Desi parents and their obsession with closed door "Kyo band keya howa hai drwaza"
me as honest child: Laiba sy video chat kr raha tha.
F-you-ck yew.
nothing can give you more nervousness than someone's "ek baat pocho"XD!
F-you-ck yew.
chhoti si umar
aur budhape wala backpain xD!
girls normally keep their nails large
but last night she send me her middle finger with deep trimmed nail. XD!
are you confused?
having more GF is not smartness Bruh!
'couse cheaper products available everywhere for everyone.
after few weeks of breakup she texted "I'm so sad"
me black boy:why
her: 'coz in search of white color I lost size. XD!
>zyada na soch!
تیرے جانے کے بعد مجھ یقین ہوگیا کہ دعائیں رد نہیں ہوتی۔ ھم اکثر گندگی سے نجات کی دعا مانگا کرتے تھے۔
_زیرو کمپرومائز وید فاکنگ ایس_
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