کہہ گئی کان میں آ کر، تیرے دامن کی ہوا
صاحب ہوش وہی ہے، کہ جسے ہوش نہیں
آگ اتنی بھی نہیں بڑھنی چاہیے کہ بندہ گھر سے بھاگ کر شادی کر لے۔
آج کل سندھ اور پنجاب میں۔
Eid with out pimples is not possible.
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sedloif. xD!
You said I should eat healthy but I just want to eat your sweet
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cheeks.
You don't look so good. You need a lot of Vitamin 'ME'
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me a mouth-to-mouth xD!
Why did the picture have to go to prison?
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It was framed. xD!
what is the national nasty sound?
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your farts. xD!
What would Bears become without Bees?
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Just ears.
life mein agar ladkiyon ki taraf dosti ka hath badhaya hai to vah bhi sirf practical notebook banvane ke liye.
I must be falling for you because you are giving me a protracted cardiac arrhythmia.
Did we go to school together? I swear we had chemistry!
What would you call a very funny mountain?
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Hill Arious" xD!
after marriage my ex text me, "Hi bro how are you"
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I think she just lost her mind. xD!
let's be a wall
let's meet at the corner. xD!
Aliza: Doctor I'm scared! this is my first operation.
Me: don't worry! mine too!
how do you get to the hospital quickly?
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Just stand in the middle of the road for a while. xD!
My grandpa came back from the war with one leg.
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We still don’t know whose leg it is. xD!
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