Aliza: Am I beautiful, roaster?
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roaster: You’re like the Sun! It’s painful looking at you.
Idk but doctor after checking my temperature said that I'm very hot. xD!
English: continuously
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Urdu: muscle_cell.
ICU in my dre@m tonight.
hope you decode it..
family gathering are awesome until someone starts talking about your career.
Hold the hand of only that one who never leaves you.
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for example:
electric wire. xD!
Iphone Cover mai Dollar rkha hua aur baatain dekho "America ki Ghulaami nahi Karengy"
burger babies. xD!
I took away my ex-girlfriend’s wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back to me?
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🐍
Fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?
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Just switch off the lights.
I just blocked all mosquitoes out side of the net ,
bcx they're doing flirting. xD!
which ring can make you bore?
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boring. xD!
I brought a dozen of braz for my ex marriage she replied, jan it's one number large.
I replied, it's okay size doesn't remain the same. xD!
do you know there is man in
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woman.
she text me,
" I needs a deep love"
samj rahy hu.
donon mein mutual corporation ho to breakup bhi aman se hota hai.
my ex after married with white guy, on next week she text me again .
Jan color doesn't matter but size can.
what's the difference between snow-man and snow-woman?
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snowballs. xD!
me+me = meme
being single, sharing meme is better than in search of fake girls.
How can you open a banana?
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With a mon_key!
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