My ex tells me I've two major faults.
I don't listen __ and something else. xD!
Your future doctor definitely cheating in online right now ,
So you've to start eating healthy.
WTF!
When girl kiss a boy that's the true love.
When boy kiss a girl that's physical love .
Lmao!! Save me From bitches.
F'ck off those bitches who change their voice tone in front of boys .
>Over-actors xD!
LMAO!! Your power of satisfaction determine how true your love are.
After years your ex texts you,
"I miss you baby"
How y'all replying?
Everyone shares my post but no one wants to share bed with me ..
I can make you shut up , but you might moan a little. xD!
Those who f'ck the shit,
Have more chances of AIDS.
Does anyone have the same feeling that I have??
Like I'm horny all the time. xD!
If she doesn't text First send a picture of your 6packs and then say 'oops' that was for someone else. xD!
Me after not paying attention to the whole conversation,
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Just ends up with "that's crazy".
WTF! I just take sodium chloride in meal.
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Don't worry bro it's a salt. xD!
What's the opposite of a croissant?
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A happy uncle. xD!
How do you make the number 'One disappear?
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Stupid just add G before One,
Now it's Gone. xD!
What do you call a man in debt?
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Owen. xD!
What happens if someone slaps you at a high frequency?
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It Hertz. xD!
I told my ex to embrace her mistakes
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She gave me a hug . xD!
Some bitches not satisfied with 5" as their illegal struggle for 8" defines that.
My mom says that I am smart and beautiful,
But I think she is lying bruh!, Cause I'm still single. xD!
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