Hey man try to satisfy your baby, as she always knocked my door.
(If u see king A's)
So finally I found the address of electrons.
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Electri_city
Healthy suggestion xD!
'Loving food' is much better than loving 'Laiba' at least that makes you healthy, while laiba makes you cardiac patient.
Marzii hai Bhai apkii..
Hey Siri how's the sound of punch in Bollywood movies?
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Tissue tissue.
Don't waste someone property xD!;
Leave HP, it leads to aging, mental and physical weakness ,future frustration plus night war defeats.
LSHIPMS! Boys who don't flirt with every girl, need to be protected.
An old lady walked into the bank and asked me if I could help her check her balance.
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So I pushed her over.
Why was the lamp not heavy?
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Because it's light. xD!
What starts with a W and ends with a T.
It really does, I swear.
Problem!!!
My mom asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list
Now I can't read anything.
I think I'm the one who thought for morning warm shower at midnight. xD!
I got called pretty today.
...well, actually, the full statement was “you’re pretty annoying”, but I only focus on positive things.
Her: I’m leaving. I am sick of you wearing a different t shirt every half an hour.
Me: Wait. I can change.
My doctor told me I'm going deaf.
The news was hard for me to hear. xD!
The last thing my grandfather told me was “It’s worth spending money on good speakers.”
That was some sound advice.
LSHMAFOoooo!!
Vibrators are the evidence that men are no more able.
One day you* to me*
"Don't Just look... kiss it, smack it,bite it, own it". xD!
Worth Suggestion!
>The best way to reduce the pains of your past events is to make your self busy for the future goals in the present.
LMAO!! 50/50
Someone is your ex,
And
Your future wife is someone's ex .
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