i want someone who will look at me the same way i look at chocolate cake 😜
I loved her against reason, against promise, against peace, against hope, against happiness, against all discouragement that could be
Don’t ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn’t fall in love, I rose in it
When your ex says “you’ll never find anyone like me” Just smiles and reply “that’s the point 😜
People just judge you when they don’t even know you
I’m actually not funny. I’m just mean and people think I’m joking😝
It is so weird being my own role model 😝
The stuff you heard about me is a lie, I’m way worse 😜
I’ll never forget the first time we met. But I’ll keep trying 😜
how can i make yuh mine?😝
u wish we were better strangers
some people are just beautifully wrapped boxes of SHIT 😝
People have Ex-Girlfriends. I have Ex-Crushes 😜
Keep scrolling. There's nothing worth reading here 😝
I love mankind... it's people I can't stand 😜
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already 😜
i m sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with ’em later 😜
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well 😜
I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth 😜
I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious 😁
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