Even in zero gravity, I would still fall for you
any chance you have an extra heart? Mine’s been stolen 😜
my brain is like the Bermuda triangle. Everything that comes inside can never be found again 😜
always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems 😜
i love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours
People keep saying “I hate to bother you.” Maybe they should learn how to hate it a little bit more 🤣
If we tell people the brain is an app, maybe they’ll start using it.😇
I can totally keep secrets. It’s the people I tell them to that can’t 😁
don’t regret doing things, regret getting caught 😜
I envy people who have not met you.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me 😜
A psychologist can’t fix stupidity. Apparently, it’s not a disorder that is recognized 😝
Everything I love either costs too much, is prohibited, or doesn’t message back 😜
Becoming religious means I can now pray for my enemies to burn in eternal hellfire 😝
Flattered that you’re jealous of me 😜
What doesn’t kill you, disappoints me profoundly 😜
A long time ago, there was me living a happy and peaceful life. And then sh*t happened
Stalking is such a strong word. Let’s call it social research 😜
there is nothing more sickening than a man in love 😜
If I light you a candle and offer you flowers, will you go away?
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